Have you finally orgasmed yet?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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