I hope mine doesn't look like that
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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