Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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