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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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