These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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