She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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