Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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