What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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