I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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