Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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