he looks like a really good dad on facebook
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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