So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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