Can Purell be used as lube?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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