CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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