is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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