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I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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