nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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