no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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