Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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