just come out here and I will go home with you...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm too high and old for this...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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