You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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