Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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