Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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