We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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