is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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