Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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