is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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