Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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