i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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