Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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