Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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