why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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