i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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