Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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