Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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