u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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