he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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