Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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