In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm both gender and math confused
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