if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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