so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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