i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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