Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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