there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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