well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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