my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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