I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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