At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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