I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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