I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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